Victim 2-food blower
Ya like how I come up with the names for them?
Ok, so I’ve tried on line dating several times. I don’t normally put myself out there so I’ve come to realize I’ve got to step out of my box in order to meet anyone. It doesn’t always go the way I want it to. On this one occasion I had agreed to meet this guy for lunch. I had a sinus infection but knew if I put it off I would back out. So here I go. I get to the restaurant and we meet. He’s nice. I’ll admit I did have a hard time hearing him with my ears stopped up. Our meals arrive and as I’m getting ready to take my first bite I hear this loud blowing noise. I look up to find him blowing his food like he’s a 4 year old. Come on, there’s a way to let food cool off and blowing it off the fork is not it. I could not believe with my stopped up ears I could hear him blowing his food. I know I didn’t give him much of a chance but that was annoying and embarrassing. If I could hear it, the entire restaurant definitaly hear it. We finished our meal and he asked if I wanted to go do anything else. I couldn’t. Seriously, first impressions do matter. I know he had probably made some woman a great husband but my 4 year old nephew doesn’t even do that.
Ok so I read this again and I do realize I'm the nutcase.
Stay tuned for another one....